What Your Condiment Choice Reveals About You
By Alison Wickmann
You don’t give a hoot about anything. You don’t care about the actual food, you care about your bucket of ranch. Life doesn’t happen to you, you happen to life.
You are typically the oddball of the group when it comes to the younger generations. Consider yourself old and wise, as grandpas absolutely adore you.
You are a little bit spicy and throw a wild hip pop when you dance… but that’s what makes you, you.
You are smooth and charming. You glide into the room with a presence that everything is tempted to get a taste of, you silky thing.
You’re an extrovert that always takes things to the next level. The World would be a boring place without you. Keep doing you.
You dance along the lines of being conservative, but that is okay. You stick to the classics in life because you are a smart little cookie (or tomato?).
You are a sweet little one, aren’t ya? You can get away with just about anything.