Man Eats 203 Chips Ahoy Cookies, Lives To Tell The Tale (Video)

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By Cooking Panda

“Eat 203 Chips Ahoy cookies!” someone demands of you.

“Ha, yeah right!” you’d say jokingly, though you really could go for a few cookies.

“No, actually, eat 203 cookies in less than half an hour,” the person demands, completely seriously.

“Um…”

Professional eater Matt Stonie, however, would take on the task eagerly — and he did, in 27 minutes and 33 seconds.

Armed with six packs of Chips Ahoy cookies — some chocolate chip and some, his personal favorite, with M&M’s — and two half-gallons of milk, he embarked upon his gluttonous journey and filmed it for the world to see (video below).

“One gallon of milk, 203 cookies. Let’s do it,” he begins.

He makes it look so easy, popping entire cookies into his mouth and devouring them in pleasant-sounding crunches, alternating bites with gulps of milk.

It isn’t until he’s 30 cookies in, at around 2 minutes and 50 seconds, when his expression begins to sour.

“Oh, man, my mouth is slowly starting to dry out,” he complained at the 54-cookie mark. “I’m definitely gonna need all of this milk.”

It’s a good thing he bought two half-gallons, then, as he was about a fourth of the way finished with the cookies and had gulped down a fourth of the milk.

He lets out a belch that “felt good” before bravely moving on.

Stonie continues with little nonsense, stopping only at important moments. He pauses to point out the beauty of the 103rd cookie, a specimen with particularly even chocolate-chip distribution.

“That’s a good looking cookie,” he observes before crushing it between his powerful jaws.

Cookie 119 is a toughie, as he stops to soothe his sore jaw. “The crunchy cookie is starting to wear down at my gums right now,” he says. He adds that his dog headbutted him earlier, whacking him square in the jaw.

Dozens of cookies later, he’s down to the final five. With a deep breath, he plows through.

After the final cookie, a victorious Stonie chugs his remaining quarter gallon of milk, swallowing the last drop at 27 minutes and 33 seconds. 

“Oh, that’s a lot of milk,” he observes.

Yes. Yes, it was.

As frighteningly impressive as his feat was, it was normal for Scottie, who has devoured five Chipotle burritos in four minutes and 25 double-fudge brownies in one minute. His outrageous exploits can be found here.

Featured Image: Kimberly Vardeman/Wikimedia Commons

Tags: chips ahoy, competitive eating, cookies, Matt Stonie, professional eater, YouTube
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Watch This Guy Drink The Largest Pumpkin Spice Latte (Video)

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By Cooking Panda

Check it out; Youtube user Matt Stonie takes on the largest pumpkin spice latte you’ve ever seen in less than two minutes! You can see the whole thing in the video below.

 Stonie starts his conquest by first purchasing seven venti PSLs from Starbucks, and then emptying them into a giant mug (where do you even get a mug that large?). That process alone takes a good bit of time, and the entire 140 ounces of latte consists of about 4,000 calories!

Next comes the whipped cream, and I imagine it took most of the can to cover the top of this drink. Stonie really piles it on in the video, no holds barred. The last step is to cover the whipped cream with a healthy dash of pumpkin spice, and voila. It’s ready to go.

Stonie picks up this large mug and goes to town, gulping down the entire drink, whipped cream and all, in just less than two minutes. What an amazing feat! He says it was delicious, but I can’t imagine he would want another pumpkin spice latte again for at least a year to come. Until next pumpkin season, right? The best part is knowing he’d never even had one before in his life. What if he’d hated it? That type of chugging took some guts, I’ll give him that.

Stonie is known for posting Youtube videos of himself doing crazy things, such as eating a massive ice cream sundae, a three-pound gummy worm and even partaking in a 10,000-calorie English breakfast challenge. His endeavors are not for the faint of heart, and they definitely aren’t for those with sensitive digestive systems. Strangely enough, eating 11,000-calorie sundaes and 4,000-calorie lattes hasn’t seemed to add any weight onto him. All I know is, I’d like to have his superpower.

Sources: Matt Stonie/Youtube (2) / Photo Credit: Matt Stonie/Youtube

Tags: Matt Stonie, pumpkin spice latte, Starbucks
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