QUIZ: What Food Should You Be For Halloween?
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This Husband And Wife’s Sandwich Exchange Is #Goals (Video)
By Cooking Panda
This is #goals, ya’ll.
You may think your relationship is on course, but after seeing this video (below), it’s clear that the bar has just been set a level higher.
YouTube channel Make Sense posted a video on Sept. 21 called, “Her husband forgot to bring lunch.”
Essentially, it’s just a video of a woman passing on a sandwich to her husband, who is in his car and preparing to go to the office.
It’s the method of sandwich-passing that has earned the video more than 1.5 million views as of Sept. 27, though.
Watch as this remarkable lady casually tosses her husband a sandwich… out of a window, and down through the moon roof of his car directly into his hungry, thankful hands:
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This Girl’s Cookbook Of ‘Recipes You Absolutely Can’t F-ck Up’ Is Amazing
By Cooking Panda
Fair warning, folks: If you are offended easily by profanity, you might want to skip out on reading this one.
This little sister is quickly cementing her way into my heart as a true American treasure, by putting together a collection of recipes entitled: ‘Recipes You Absolutely Can’t F*ck Up’ for her older brother Warren.
You have to give the girl credit: the book has a theme, and that theme is mockery; seldom a paragraph goes by without some kind of jab about Warren’s kitchen-woes. However, the cookbook is actually chock full of your favorite comfort foods, with genuine recipes.
Published by Imgur user tacopartyinyourmouth, the cookbook is swimming with curse words and clever little one-liners that help coach Warren in the kitchen.
After a foreword explaining cast iron pan etiquette — “Go wild and enjoy yourself, just don’t burn down the house in the process. Merry Christmas, jerk face” — the first recipe of the book appears: “Chicken soup so simple a caveman can do it.”
Luckily, the cookbook includes a friendly little disclaimer: “Unless you’re so dumb you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, then you’re sh*t out of luck.”
According to Metro, the cookbook includes the following recipes:
- Chicken soup so simple a caveman can do it
- Leftover chicken salad so your lazy ass can make two meals at once
- Shepherd’s pie that we all know will be eaten in one sitting
- Swedish meat (space)balls
- Indian chicken curry (not the ‘night on the toilet’ kind)
- Cream cheese spaghetti bake
- Not so Kentucky Fried Chicken
- Teriyaki chicken
- Beef Stroganoff
- Loaded baked potato soup (yum?)
- Honey soy pork chops
Pretty impressive, no?
Imgur users were quick to compliment her laminated sheets (“So he can’t spill sh*t and f*ck up the recipes. Nice touch,’ commented one user) and have been asking tacopartyinyourmouth if she plans on publishing a legitimate cookbook any time soon. At any rate, you can access all of her recipes on her Google Doc.
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