There Is Actually A Donald Trump Doughnut, Would You Eat It?
By Cooking Panda
Who would have guessed that the Australians would invent a better way to celebrate Fourth of July than the Americans?
Australian doughnut chain Doughnut Time introduced a Donald Trump-themed doughnut in honor of American Independence Day, and it is just as hilarious as you might imagine. Named the “Hair Dependence Day” doughnut, the glorious confection consists of a vanilla doughnut, filled with American peanut butter and jam, and topped with cotton candy to emulate Trump’s infamous coif.
The end result looks surprisingly like Trump himself — a fact that only adds to the combination of horror and humor that seems to follow the candidate everywhere. While Americans are still reeling at the fact that the orange-haired mogul is the presumptive Republican nominee, the Australians have clearly found humor in the entire situation.
The 4th of July is just around the corner, and if you've ever dreamt of tearing into a piece of #trump with two hands, you'll soon have your chance! 'Hair Dependence Day' is our limited edition glazed and PB&J-filled doughnut, topped with a fairy floss toupÈe! Grab one from any of our stores this Monday, July 4! #trumpedup
As life-long doughnut devotees, we must admit that the Hair Dependence Day sounds pretty darn delicious. Even better, however, is the fact that eating one would allow you to imagine biting into Trump’s signature hair and devouring his ever-talking head.
While the Trump doughnut is only available in Australia, we suggest that you add cotton candy and peanut butter to your next doughnut to emulate the experience (and increase the deliciousness) of your favorite dessert. If enough people follow the trend, maybe we can even make America great again!donald trump, donut, fourth of july, Hair Dependence Day
Portland Pizzeria Helps Make Pizza Great Again With This Trump-Inspired Pie
By Cooking Panda
If there’s one thing everybody knows about Donald Trump, it’s that the man loves walls. In fact, his regard for them is so high that he even dedicated an entire section of his website to them!
Seriously. Borders are his thing.
So perhaps that’s why a restaurant located in Portland called Vinnie’s Pizza has named their newest pie, which is inspired by Mr. Donald Trump himself, “The Wall.”
The pizza, which includes triple cheese and an additional three toppings, is an impressive (and excessive) six-layers high. While that may sound like an unmanageable slice, don’t let the description deter you from trying it out for yourself, dainty-handed diners. The Wall has been specifically designed with Trump’s “little tiny fingers” in mind, ensuring that digits of all shapes and sizes can handle picking up a slice.
The promotional sign for the pizza, according to Grubstreet, reads:
It’s a wall of pizza, overdone and overblown. Cut in slices that little tiny fingers can handle. Everybody likes it. It’s everyone’s favorite. It’s the best built pizza you’ll ever see. I guarantee it. Not for losers and haters. I love the pizzas and the pizzas love me. You can use cash, credit card, or send the bill to Mexico. They’ll pay for it. I guarantee the Mexicans will pay for it!
According to WWeek, the “overdone and overblown” pizza slices are offered in various different sizes from small to giant. But don’t expect to dine on The Great Wall Of Trump for cheap. Each “Wall” of pizza will run you anywhere from $4 to $10 more than a normal combo pizza. The giant is $35.
In a nod to how ridiculous the entire premise — and, perhaps, Trump’s entire campaign? — truly is, Vinny’s, in an ode to John Oliver’s widely-promulgated takedown, also made sure to hang a massive sign out front that reads “Donald Drumpf Campaign Headquarters.”
So what are you waiting for? Comb over to Donald’s side and grab yourself a piece of The Wall.
Sources: Donald Trump, Vinnie’s Pizza/Facebook, Grubstreet, WWeek, Vulture / Photo credits: Russell Hausfeld/WWeek, Lia Kantrowitz/Vice, Jezebel, Vinnie’s Pizza/Facebook, Angelica Thornton/KATU, Domenico Crolla/Upper PlaygroundTags: donald trump, Pizza, pizzeria, the wall